what if your url determined your magical girl power
and by signing up for tumblr, you’ve sold your soul to kyubey?
high priestess of cthulhu, then
i thought we already established that this is how it works
I’ll find you.
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit
NOPE. FUCKING NOPE. NO. NOPE. NU-UH. DONE.
When it comes out next month!…wait…shoot…
GREY DAT AIN’T CUTE GIRL.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GREY MY HEART STOPPED FOR 10 SECONDS.
the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THIS WOUND
No. Tony. NO! You can NOT adopt him!
He has to go back where he came from. (He’s got a steady girlfriend for crying out loud.)
new headcanon: tony actually created wall E but then he got lost one day and was forced to live out the rest of his existence alone, still searching for his tony.
DAMNIT. Why did you break my heart into two? In retaliation I am going to split everyone’s into QUARTERS… PIXAR STYLE.
It always starts out the same.
“Hey Wall-E, it’s Daddy…”
But the little robot doesn’t mind at all. He waves at the magnified screen of his custom built Stark Phone. It’s been 800 years since Tony’s passed away, 745 since the humans evacuated Earth… but it’s always nice to see the face of his creator.
ARE YOU SATAN
Oh that’s nothing. You should read the tags on the readmore post.
if you really believe romney said that he wanted to ban tampons you are fucking stupid and if i see you reblog that photoset about it i’m going to unfollow you because you’re a fucking moron for not looking that quote up and knowing it came from a satirical news site.